Showing posts with label number three. Show all posts
Showing posts with label number three. Show all posts

Sunday, November 14, 2010

My "runny" first week

Warning: This segment contains gross subject manner which may not be suitable for all audiences.

SUMMARY: I had the runs for two days straight and blamed it on the chocolate soya drink. Two months after that ordeal, it wasn’t the chocolate soya drink.

Part I – The First Night

I've lived away from home many times; four cadet summer camps between 2003-2007, ranging from 2 weeks to 7 weeks. So being away from home is not something new to me. But cadet summer camps were different because I didn't have to worry about food.

"So what?" I think to myself, "Food, I don't have to worry about it. I can cook and can tell the difference between raw, rotten, and cooked meat. I know I WON’T get sick from my own cooking." (cue foreshadowing).

Oh my first week was rough... or should I say, runny. It was VERY runny. It began like so.....